Look at me!! I'm a blogger.

I am important. I know this because I have a blog. See my blog? Isn't it just dandy?

This is the sort of sadly inane discourse with which you should become accustom if you have plans to read my blog in the future. Why? Quite simply, I think it is distinctly possible that I have little worthwhile to say. You see I am not convinced that my view of the world is unique, memorable, or even necessary. Sure, I'm a goof ball. But are there people who yearn to peer inside the head of a goof ball? That, I suppose I will learn from doing this.

Perhaps we are all goof balls. Has that occurred to you? Have you ever considered that maybe you are crazier than a loon?. And, while I am asking questions, let me ask this--does a loon even know that it serves as the standard bearer for crazy? Pity the poor loon. Pity the loon as he walks pass other life forms that snicker behind his back. Gaggles of geese commenting, "Yeah, well we're annoying but at least were not as a crazy as a loon." You have to feel bad for the loon, but you also have to feel bad for geese because they group together in gaggles. Not a flock or a herd, but a gaggle. Traveling in a gaggle is at once both haughtily pretentious and slapstick silly.

Back to my original point. If we are all crazy, then one viewpoint is as empirically valid and utterly nutso as another. So who cares what I think? I can't believe anyone does. Heck, I barely care myself. We'll see if anyone ever reads the stuff I post on this blog. If you do, let me know. And if you see a loon, let him know that the rest of the animal kingdom thinks he's cuckoo.


...Randy Montgomery
www.randymontgomerycomedy.com